We had an enemy sighting yesterday. We spotted a large squirrel foraging for food where the tortilla chips used to be in the garage. Once sighted, he immediately scampered back up into the attic through the space that used to be covered by drywall.
Yesterday, the Missus spoke to one of our co-workers to gain intelligence on our enemy. Our co-worker reported that she once had a similar problem and resorted to a critter getter. At the cost of $100, she said it was “worth every penny.”
Not only does it appear that we may need to bring in the reinforcements, but we may need to do some infrastructure repairs in putting new drywall on the ceiling in our garage. Defense appropriations will be increased at Half Baked Manor, as we must keep the manor safe from all enemies, foreign and domestic, man and beast.